Fool Me Once… Fool Me Hundreds Of Times… And Fool Me Again. I Know You Will.

Ugh. Why do I always fall for this? The folks at the Pittsburgh Marathon posted this with regards to parking for the race on Sunday:

Two hours early? Man… I’m so gullible and paranoid. I just know I’m going to go and park MORE THAN 2 HOURS EARLY to ensure I don’t have an issue.

How many mornings have I gotten up and driven to a start line excessively early because the race organizers warn of congestion? How many mornings have I done so and seen nonchalant smartypants arrive calm, cool, and collected moments before the starting gun?

The answer will be ONE MORE on Sunday. I just know it.

Argh.