SERIOUSLY… Never tell me…

Given this latest Muscat Marathon posting, it’s safe to say my odds of successfully “winning” the Muscat Marathon just went to zero.

My personal record, set at peak conditions on a downhill course, was a 3:05:27. Unless there’s a massive NoroVirus outbreak, or a doping scandal worthy of Russian “intelligence” agencies, or a bunch of people stub their toe, or decide “eh, I don’t feel like running today…” the odds are NOT in my favor.

And I’m okay with that. Sometimes I feel like I’m pretty fast but it’s nice to be reminded that there’s ALWAYS somebody WAY faster than me. Not that I generally need that reminder. Much like Baymax, I know I am not fast. But like many a runner, I have delusions of speed now and again. In my dreams, I’m Speed Racer, right?