Officially Official Officiousness

It’s official. I officially use that word too much. Hell, this website is billed as the Official Running Website of Kevin S. Hanna. The other day, Nathan’s was officially named the official hot dog of Major League Baseball (but you know who ISN’T referred to in the “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” lyrics? That’s right, hot dogs. Cracker Jacks are in the song — I imagine they paid more or just got in on the ground level).

Anyway, I just received an email from the folks at the Cleveland Marathon. The “breaking news” alert was this officially important information: