Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
The Cannonball Marathon ended as the movie did — Captain Chaos didn’t win the race. But I had a good time.
The fake mustache made it 16 miles before it malfunctioned. Sixteen miles in a marathon setting is pretty impressive, Chinese Glue Factory Workers! And while I’ve often heard the ‘staches nicknamed “soup strainers,” for me it was a “sweat strainer.”
I’ll post more photos and comments later but as I sit here in Nashville waiting on my recently delayed connecting flight, I’m a bit nackered as the Brits say. I’m not sure I can adequately summarize things at present so instead I’ll simply leave off with one of HIS finisher photos.