Soooooo… it turns out it WASN’T Scott Bakula who passed me.
It was ANIBAL Bakula.
And yet… registering under a false name would be something Scott Bakula MIGHT do to throw off the paparazzi.
And double yet… Run Kevin Run Dot Com would like to apologize to Messrs. Bakula for any confusion or misunderstanding… and to Scott Bakula, sorry about the Dracula thing.