Wait — it was TODAY?!

Oh, well, double h-e-double-hockey sticks.

Or I guess Double H, Double E, Quadruple Hockey sticks.

Turns out the Irving Marathon was THIS morning… so not only would I have needed to get 1100 miles from my house to the starting line, I’d have to have at least once gone more than 88 miles per hour in a souped-up Delorean Motor Car with its own Flux Capacitor fluxing at 1.21 jigawatts to make time travel possible.

Sometimes it is as if time itself has lost all meaning.