The Official (And FREE) Race Day Photos from The Portland Marathon 2019

Some are better than others… the price was right obviously.  And it’s not their fault if I looked gawky and goofy and pudgy in certain shots.  And yet… what is Photoshop FOR but to alter the free race day photos to make me look better?

I thought about such things the other night when I was in a hotel’s bar/club restroom.  I thought the whole point of such restrooms was to have the best possible lighting to make us all think we’re looking a million bucks and “sure why not ask that person out?  Vodka and the lighting says it’s my night!”  But this hotel’s lighting was harsh, wrinkly, and screamed at my like a Magic Mirror to the Wicked Queen — “your days are done, ya old hag.”

But I digress.  Race day photos!  Free ones!