I’m not too far from Salem (Oregon), so i find myself wondering if wizards were ever burned st the stake. The historical patriarchal hypocrisy of it all!
Anyhoo, if they did ever burn wizards, i could potentially prove mh innocence via the math mistake of yesterday. Turns out I ran one ninite FORTY-SEVEN seconds faster than my BQ, which means assuming this year’s 1:39 buffer temsind constant, I could squeak into an assured bib for Boston.
I probably should still be burned for math ineptitude. But that’s another black cauldron of eye of newt… er, another kettle of fish I mean.