Sometimes you CAN teach an old dog…

Ok, so, I didn’t prep for Kilimanjaro and I paid the price.

I’m trying to prep at least a little for my Pike’s Peak Marathon in August.

To that end, and because I’ve added the 40-something soft-in-the-middle belly, I need some new running pants that fit. Like so many of us, I turned to Amazon.

I ordered a pair for $20 with free return shipping in case they don’t fit.  I am, as  I said, rounder than I would like and as such nothing seems to fit.  Ever.  I’m an amorphous pear shaped blob and for some reason Armani and Dolce don’t seem to cater to that body type.

Yet as you know, I am a slave to fashion… and these running pants are guaranteed to fit the bill, if not my bod.