Soooo… they didn’t deliver on the cannon firing at the start line. They used a pre-recorded soundtrack, a cheap sound effect wav file that I swear was made using MIDI software in 1997. In prior years they had an actual cannon firing… and indeed I’ve been at races with a cannon. Maybe there was a […]
Would that I were faster… and lived closer to this franchisee Now THIS is a prize for winning a race…
Once more into the lottery I go… Thanks to a class action lawsuit a few years back, it’s now “free” to enter the lottery… but if you “win” the registration fee for NYC this year is $295. Two hundred ninety five dollars! And yet we all would gladly pay it. Viva Capitalism!
Forget the Alamo. This race wasn’t my finest 4 hours and is perhaps best relegated to the Magic 8 Ball style “memory hazy… try again later.” Today was the 186th anniversary of the fall of the Alamo. This year the event takes on greater significance with parallels made to the valiant Ukrainian stand against the […]
Last week I had trouble letting go of little annoyances. One of the things I didn’t mention was the Presidents Day Weekend Pro-Trump 2024 rally that made me sick to my stomach. I thought I could just ignore it, chalk it up to a locality far too close to Mar A Lago to matter to […]
Huh. So here’s a funny story. Not a “ha ha” funny story. More of a “well, that’s strange” funny story. This weekend I’m due to run the Ventura Marathon. I signed up for it awhile back because it was convenient and I checked my spreadsheet and I hadn’t ever run it before. But here’s the […]
Ya know, I wish there was a song that could encapsulate the lessons I *should* have learned from this marathon. A showstopper thing, one that advises and encourages and inspires, speaking truth to power. And it should also incorporate the word “fractals.” I was in a snit at the start line for the Fort Lauderdale […]
Ah, yes… a few stray shots from the last few races, courtesy of the official race photographers. As always, I’m too cheap to buy them… if I bought every race I ran, I mean, C’mon. That’s just ridiculous, ya know? So instead here are the watermarked ones I thought looked passably okay… CLEARWATER MARATHON – […]
The Pandemic took a toll on many small businesses. One need only stroll any Main Street to see the turnover of old haunts sitting empty save for fading “For Lease” signs to witness this first hand. A lot of niche businesses were forced to sell to larger conglomerates or lose everything. The running community was […]
I really thought I was being mature. I thought I was being an adult. I opted to pay the $80 to stay close to the start line bus loading area so I didn’t have to drove an extra 30 minutes at 3 am. I didn’t go cheap… and yet even when I try NOT to […]